In the summer of 2010, I'd hit a strange place in my life. I was revolted with my job, and had just become aware of this neat little community of folks who were producing independent web-based shows, reviewing all sorts of stuff on this website called That Guy With The Glasses. These were just people who had picked up cameras and started running ( Read more... )

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I have long since come to accept the fact that I hate 99% of everything everyone on my flist likes in terms of entertainment, and collectively people on my flist like about 1% of what I do. In terms of entertainment -- common interests, we does not has them. Therefor, if anyone tuning in right now is a Joss Whedon fan and might feel offended by ( Read more... )

I have defeated the shoggothian horror of the fridge vegetable drawer. The beast fought valiantly, but it was vanquished. The bleached bones of its former host lie gleaming in the evening sun, and and all signs of its reign of terror have been washed away as in a great flood, leaving in its wake only the sound of water dripping on the castle walls ( Read more... )

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TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!

AND WHAT, VEN, SHALL WE DO WITH OUR PANTS OFF?

WELL, I WILL TELL YOU. TOUCH SOME FUCKING DOLPHINS.

DEFY THE FREAKINESS, YO. WHY?

I WANNA DEFY THE LOGIC OF ALL SEXX LAWS!

NOW ROCK ON, WHORES.

BUT STAY TUNED FOR AN UPDATE LATER ON THE MECHANICS OF ROBOSEXUAL REPRODUCTION, BROUGHT TO YOU TODAY BY THE END OF THE WORLD ( Read more... )

*ROCKS THE FUCK OUT*

HEY ALL YOU WHORES OF BABEL

MAKE SOME MUSIC TODAY

WHY?

BECAUSE somewhere out by Pluto some aliens are picking up the first TV broadcast and thinking it's always Christmas on earth, because this year Shakespeare will be born on Halloween and right now, somewhere, someone is buying a crazy dream.

SHOW ME YOUR DANCEY MUSICS.